What's so good about picking up the pieces
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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Looks like somebody has a score to settle.
faerie drama is the best kind of drama
whoa earth faerie looks different
So I have been in some form of a LOKI’D war with my friend and today I decided to LOKI’D her room. So another friend and I did this. She’ll keep finding them months from now. I feel super accomplished.
oh my GOD
If I were her I’d leave them up there.
fbnernherjetjktmryk
do you want to live with me?
ALYSSA I WAS GONNA DO THIS TO YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY BUT DAN WOULDNT HELP ME
i was telling my mom about the guy from miami who ate that other guy’s face off and my sister screamed from the other room “HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR SHIA LEBEOUF STRIKES AGAIN”
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So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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So I guess I made a wallpaper… Feel free to use it if you like it ^^;
[EDIT] WOAH WHAT SO MANY NOTES?? WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM O_____o((Thank you all >u< Cheered me up a lot ^^))](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4la3vqCrO1rtdsj9o1_r1_1280.png)
So I guess I made a wallpaper… Feel free to use it if you like it ^^;
[EDIT] WOAH WHAT SO MANY NOTES?? WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM O_____o
((Thank you all >u< Cheered me up a lot ^^))
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Warning:Character Death.
About: Humanstuck, Redrom, Sadstuck.
Features: Sollux♥Aradia
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Share what you had with me.
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“N-No. You can do thith to me!” Tears flowed out of his eyes, cradling a limp body in his arms. She was barely breathing. “P-Pleathe…d-don’t go, Aradia…” His tears blurred his vision. A slowly chilling hand touched the side of his face, and he watched her final breaths through his cracked red and blue glasses. She whispered into his ear.
(Source: lindsaylohanthony, via pleasetellmethisisreal)
smithcrysaloneasmechgetsbooty:
l0ving a blind kid is t0ugh
my shippers heart made me reblog this.
arasol 4 lyyfe
oMFG
her face at the end fjkdg
c:
(Source: squeakchic, via jadesisland)
We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”
LOKI ISN’T HERE.
We became best friends after that, obviously.
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moftiss-will-break-your-heart:
WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE
you’ve created a monster. A beautiful, beautiful monster.
OH MY GOD
MY LIFE RUNIERS ASSEMBLE NCVBFVHBFVKLBFDSJVBFLKBKFDJBLVD
I-
And now I need a new laptop. :T
I can’t tell whether that thing is the king of Uncanny Valley, or the most beautiful thing ever
HOT DAMN
even my grandad thinks he’s cute.
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